its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes
We’re like brothers…. only closer.
" You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly.
Sherlock getting out of bed with his hair completely flat on one side and wild on the other and he has pillow lines on his face and dried drool too and his dressing gown is half on him and his t-shirt is wrinkled and he has fuzzy bee slippers on
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty